I didn't have potatos,  

so I substituted rice.

I didn't have paprika,

so I used another spice.

I didn't have tomato sauce.

I used tomato paste.

Whole can not a half can,

I didn't want to waste.

A friend gave me the recipe,

She said you couldn't beat it.

There must be something wrong with her,

because I couldn't even eat it!