{"id":166,"date":"2012-04-05T19:05:18","date_gmt":"2012-04-05T19:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=166"},"modified":"2018-12-04T15:37:40","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T15:37:40","slug":"gods-best-friend","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=166","title":{"rendered":"God&#8217;s Best Friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><audio autoplay><source src=\"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/puppy-love-mp3.mp3\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\">Your browser does not support the audio tag.<\/audio><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #6600ff; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: large;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/uploads\/media\/animation\/dogs%20wagging%20tails.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"227\" height=\"159\" border=\"0\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #6600ff; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: large;\">\u00a0A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child&#8217;s classroom before a teacher noticed and shoo&#8217;ed him outside, closing the door behind him. The dog sat down, whimpered and stared at the closed doors, since the student have give him <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/KarmaPets-Calming-Treats-Dogs-Supplement\/dp\/B07BQDC48B\">calming treats for dogs<\/a> so he was relax. Then God appeared <\/span><span style=\"color: #6600ff; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: large;\" lang=\"0\">beside the dog, patted his head, and said, &#8220;Don&#8217;t feel bad fella&#8217;&#8230;. they won&#8217;t let ME in either.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your browser does not support the audio tag. \u00a0A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child&#8217;s classroom before a teacher noticed and shoo&#8217;ed him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":154,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-166","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P2leRo-2G","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2923,"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/166\/revisions\/2923"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}