{"id":28,"date":"2012-04-04T21:03:44","date_gmt":"2012-04-04T21:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=28"},"modified":"2014-05-06T19:33:06","modified_gmt":"2014-05-06T19:33:06","slug":"a-sad-recipe","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=28","title":{"rendered":"A Sad Recipe"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I didn’t have potatos,\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

so I substituted rice.<\/span><\/p>\n

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I didn’t have paprika,<\/span><\/p>\n

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so I used another spice.<\/span><\/p>\n

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I didn’t have tomato sauce.<\/span><\/p>\n

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I used tomato paste.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Whole can not a half can,<\/span><\/p>\n

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I didn’t want to waste.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A friend gave me the recipe,<\/span><\/p>\n

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She said you couldn’t beat it.<\/span><\/p>\n

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There must be something wrong with her,<\/span><\/p>\n

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because I couldn’t even eat it!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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