{"id":595,"date":"2012-04-29T01:26:08","date_gmt":"2012-04-29T01:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=595"},"modified":"2017-10-15T02:40:46","modified_gmt":"2017-10-15T02:40:46","slug":"bill-groggins-goat","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=595","title":{"rendered":"Bill Groggin&#8217;s Goat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><audio autoplay=\"autoplay\"><source src=\"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/bill-groggins-goat-mp31.mp3\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\">Your browser does not support the audio tag.<\/audio><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/craftingranny.com\/uploads\/media\/animation\/goat.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" border=\"0\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">Bill Groggins goat <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">was feeling fine <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">ate three red shirts <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">right off the line. <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">Bill took a stick <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">gave him a whack <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">and tied him to <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">the rail road track. <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">The whistle blew <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">the train grew nigh. <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">Bill Groggins goat <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">was doomed to die. <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">He gave three groans <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">of awful pain. <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">Coughed up the shirts<\/span><\/p>\n<p>And flagged the train.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your browser does not support the audio tag. Bill Groggins goat was feeling fine ate three red shirts right off the line. Bill took a stick gave him a whack and tied him to the rail road track. The whistle blew the train grew nigh. Bill Groggins goat was doomed to die. He gave three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":244,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-595","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P2leRo-9B","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=595"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2637,"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/595\/revisions\/2637"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}