{"id":156,"date":"2012-04-05T19:03:25","date_gmt":"2012-04-05T19:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=156"},"modified":"2018-08-07T19:57:45","modified_gmt":"2018-08-07T19:57:45","slug":"christian-one-liners","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=156","title":{"rendered":"Christian One Liners"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cars are not the only thing recalled by their maker!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/span><\/em><\/strong>He who angers you, controls you! – Always keep this one in mind! <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Don’t let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case” <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited – until you try to sit in their pews. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/span><\/em><\/strong>The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
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People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation leans on the bell. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: “And in conclusion.” <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.  So why should you? <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

To make a long story short, don’t tell it. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Some minds are like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Peace starts with a smile. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the premises <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Be ye fishers of men.  You catch them – He’ll clean them. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Don’t put a question mark where God put a period. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Forbidden fruits create many jams. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

God grades on the cross, not the curve.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!” <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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\n<\/span><\/em><\/strong>When praying: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty! <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

We don’t change the message, the message changes us. <\/span><\/em><\/strong>
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n


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\n<\/span><\/em><\/strong>“Father, bless the person reading this in whatever it is that You know he or she may be needing today. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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