{"id":3284,"date":"2022-05-01T14:57:45","date_gmt":"2022-05-01T14:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=3284"},"modified":"2022-05-01T15:17:10","modified_gmt":"2022-05-01T15:17:10","slug":"church-humor","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=3284","title":{"rendered":"Church Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY A LITTLE CHURCH HUMOR.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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He said “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.”<\/div>\n
The pastor shouted out “CROSS.” Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, “THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The pastor hollered out “GRACE.”<\/div>\n
The congregation began to sing “AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The pastor said “POWER.” The congregation sang “THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The Pastor said “SEX”. The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing “PRECIOUS MEMORIES”.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Pass this along to some other old fogey so they can smile today. (I just did).<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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