{"id":615,"date":"2012-04-29T02:32:34","date_gmt":"2012-04-29T02:32:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=615"},"modified":"2018-08-07T18:37:03","modified_gmt":"2018-08-07T18:37:03","slug":"funny-sayings-part-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=615","title":{"rendered":"Funny Sayings Part 2!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A day without sunshine is like, well, night.<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the other hand, you have different fingers<\/span><\/p>\n

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.<\/span><\/p>\n

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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.<\/span><\/p>\n

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When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it <\/span><\/p>\n

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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Honk if you love peace and quiet.<\/span><\/p>\n

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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.<\/span><\/p>\n

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You can’t have everything, where would you put it all?<\/span><\/p>\n

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The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first<\/span><\/p>\n

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. <\/span><\/p>\n

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I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.<\/span><\/p>\n

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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<\/span><\/p>\n

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