{"id":630,"date":"2012-04-29T02:57:24","date_gmt":"2012-04-29T02:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=630"},"modified":"2014-05-05T03:36:59","modified_gmt":"2014-05-05T03:36:59","slug":"new-store-bought-teeth","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/?page_id=630","title":{"rendered":"New Store Bought Teeth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><audio autoplay><source src=\"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/cant-smile-without-you-mp3.mp3\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\">Your browser does not support the audio tag.<\/audio><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/uploads\/media\/animation\/teeth.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"50\" height=\"20\" border=\"0\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">by Ila Wood <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">They feel like horse shoes in my mouth, <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">I whistle on the &#8220;sss&#8217;s&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">Wish they were in (you know where) <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">I&#8217;ll give you just three guesses.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">I try them out at breakfast <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">At dinners and at suppers. <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">The bottom dentures slip and slide <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">And click against the uppers<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">They make me feel self-conscious <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">And ever since I&#8217;ve had &#8217;em <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">The children look and stare as though <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">They don&#8217;t know me from Adam<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">The family thinks it&#8217;s funny <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">But if they laugh once more <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">Those doggone teeth are gonna land <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #3300cc; font-size: medium;\">Right in the dresser drawer.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your browser does not support the audio tag. by Ila Wood They feel like horse shoes in my mouth, I whistle on the &#8220;sss&#8217;s&#8221; Wish they were in (you know where) I&#8217;ll give you just three guesses. I try them out at breakfast At dinners and at suppers. The bottom dentures slip and slide And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":244,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-630","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P2leRo-aa","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2165,"href":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/630\/revisions\/2165"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.craftingranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}