CHURCH HUMOR

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY A LITTLE CHURCH HUMOR.
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.”
The pastor shouted out “CROSS.” Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, “THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.”
The pastor hollered out “GRACE.”
The congregation began to sing “AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.”
The pastor said “POWER.” The congregation sang “THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.”
The Pastor said “SEX”. The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing “PRECIOUS MEMORIES”.
Pass this along to some other old fogey so they can smile today. (I just did).

God’s Handy Little Chart

HANDY LITTLE CHART – GOD HAS A POSITIVE ANSWER:

YOU SAY
GOD SAYS
BIBLE VERSES

You say: ‘It’s impossible’
God says: All things are possible
( Luke 18:27)

You say: ‘I’m too tired’
God says: I will give you rest
( Matthew 11:28-30)

You say: ‘Nobody really loves me’
God says: I love you
( John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 )

You say: ‘I can’t go on’
God says: My gaming grace is sufficient
(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)

You say: ‘I can’t figure things out’
God says: I will direct your steps
(Proverbs 3:5- 6)

You say: ‘I can’t do it’
God says: You can do all things
( Philippians 4:13)

You say: ‘I’m not able’
God says: I am able
(II Corinthians 9:8)

You say: ‘It’s not worth it’
God says: It will be worth it
(Roman 8:28 )

You say: ‘I can’t forgive myself’
God says: I Forgive you
(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)

You say: ‘I can’t manage’
God says: I will supply all your needs
( Philippians 4:19)

You say: ‘I’m afraid’
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear
( II Timothy 1:7)

You say: ‘I’m always worried and frustrated’
God says: Cast all your cares on ME
(I Peter 5:7)

You say: ‘I’m not smart enough’
God says: I give  you wisdom
(I Corinthians 1:30)

You say: ‘I feel all alone’
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you
(Hebrews 13:5)