A for arthritis, B for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight–can’t read that top line.
F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I’d rather not mention) H high blood pressure [I’d rather have low) I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, that now fail to flex
L for libido–what happened to sex? Wait! I forgot about K! K is for my knees that crack when they’re bent (Please forgive me, my Memory ain’t worth a cent)
N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck O is for osteo-and all bones that crack P for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I’ll be good as new!
Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux–one meal turns into two
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears T for tinnitus–I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary: difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that’s “dizzy”, you know. W is worry, now what’s going ’round? X is for X ray–and what might be found.
Y for another year I’ve left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body’s deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!