Funny Sayings Part 2!

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

 

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.

 

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

 

On the other hand, you have different fingers

 

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

 

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

 

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

 

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

 

You can’t have everything, where would you put it all?

 

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

 

 

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

 

 

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