This woman was about 8 months pregnant when she got on a city bus in San Fran after her coaching session.
She noticed this man smiling at her
She got up and immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a a giant grin, so she got up and moved seats again. The man in a red jacket seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man in a red jacket arrested.
4 months later case came up in court.
The judge looked at the 20 year old asked him he had to say for himself.
The man replied, “Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,’ and I could hardly hold back the laugh.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!’ … I just lost it.”
HANDY LITTLE CHART – GOD HAS A POSITIVE ANSWER:
You say: ‘It’s impossible’
God says: All things are possible
( Luke 18:27)
You say: ‘I’m too tired’
God says: I will give you rest
( Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: ‘Nobody really loves me’
God says: I love you
( John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 )
You say: ‘I can’t go on’
God says: My grace is sufficient
(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
You say: ‘I can’t figure things out’
God says: I will direct your steps
(Proverbs 3:5- 6)
You say: ‘I can’t do it’
God says: You can do all things
( Philippians 4:13)
You say: ‘I’m not able’
God says: I am able
(II Corinthians 9:8)
You say: ‘It’s not worth it’
God says: It will be worth it
(Roman 8:28 )
You say: ‘I can’t forgive myself’
God says: I Forgive you
(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: ‘I can’t manage’
God says: I will supply all your needs
( Philippians 4:19)
You say: ‘I’m afraid’
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear
( II Timothy 1:7)
You say: ‘I’m always worried and frustrated’
God says: Cast all your cares on ME
(I Peter 5:7)
You say: ‘I’m not smart enough’
God says: I give you wisdom
(I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: ‘I feel all alone’
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you